Author: Anna (winterfeelings)
Title: Don't expect the unexpected.
Pairing: Aizen/Ryuuken, Uryuu
Warnings: Crack, OOC
Summary: Ryuuken is Uryuu's father. And so is Aizen. How is that possible?
Made for: The Halloween trick or treat meme. nights_fang's dare.
Disclaimer: I don't own Bleach or the characters, only this story.
The two men stared at each other indifferently before the silver haired one finally spoke.
"What are you doing at my house at this time? Don't you have plans to accomplish?"
"I just want one thing." He paused and stepped closer to the other. "My son."
"Your son? Are you implying something, Aizen?"
"There is nothing to imply, Ishida. I couldn't be more clear."
"Then I don't know what you are talking about, Shinigami. You never told me about any son."
Aizen resisted the urge to glare at him.
Ryuuken gave him a victorious smirk. He wouldn't let Aizen get what he wanted at all.
"Oh? As far as my knowledge goes, Uryuu is my son, not yours."
"Who raised him?"
"Who made him?"
"It doesn't matter. I..."
Suddenly there was the noise of a door opening, and a young man moved closer to the other two, looking up at them.
"What is all this noise? Aizen?! What are you doing here? Ryuuken? Care to explain it?"
"Uryuu!" Aizen smiled tenderly at the younger Quincy, opening his arms and attempting a hug which the other one refused to accept.
"Wh-what is going on? What are you doing?!"
Ryuuken sighed and sat down on the couch.
"Let me explain...."
Uryuu sat down on a chair and paid attention to the explanation.
"When you were born, I didn't have time or condition to raise you. A Shinigami offered to take care of you. I initially refused, but since the situation was critic I ended up accepting. He raised you and used his illusion type Zanpakutou so you would think that he was me. When you were grown up, I took you back but apparently he created bounds with you."
"But why Aizen?!"
"I thought that you would be a great addition to my army." Aizen smiled again.
"....Do I have to decide with which of you I'll stay?"
"Yes" they replied together.
"Then....I am going out"
Uryuu sighed and left the house. He would return later, but he needed some time to put things in place properly. He still didn't quite understand what had just happened.
Later in the house....
"It worked, Ishida. He is out and now we can do whatever we want."
"Yes, Aizen. Go to my room. I'll be there shortly."
"Did he really believe?"
"I guess so."